Text Messages from the Text Capital of the World

In the Philippines, cellphones or mobile phones are used more on sending text messages that using it for calling. That is why, the Philippines is named as the Text Capital in the World. Here are some of the text messages which I received from my friends. Man meets woman at club. He finds woman rich & still gorgeous at 55. They drink & dance till the woman whispers to him: I feel horny. How would you like to have a double treat with a mother and a daughter hmmm? Excited man said: Yes, yes! They went to the woman’s house. Upon reaching her home, the woman shouted: “Mom, are you still awake?” No limit has God’s LOVE, no measure has his GRACE. His power knows no boundaries and His blessings are ENDLESS God be with you always! Always remember that the best helping hand you will ever find is at the end of your own arm. When we do what we can, GOD will do what we can’t. A mom is GOD’s love in action. She looks with her heart and feels with her eyes. A mom is the bank where her children deposit all their worries and hurt. A mom is the cement that keeps her family together and her love lasts a lifetime. The biggest lie on this planet is this . . . “When I get what I want, I will be happy”, All things have replacements . . . So when you get something you want . . You lose something you need . . . All you have to do to be happy: Count your blessings . . Be a blessing to others. Learn to be contented with what you have. Everything you hold right now is given with a purpose. God undoubtedly showered you blessings and hardships Because He knows you’ll grow best with those. How we deal with life is really a matter of personal choice, So choose to be happy! Find joy in the simplest things and see beauty in each person you meet! When times are difficult, remind yourself that no pain comes to you without a purpose! God bless! Everytime I say “Good Morning”, it’s not just a greetings. There’s a silent message saying: I pray the best for you today. God Bless. God’s love is the voice when you can’t speak, the strength when you are weak, The hope when you are down, and the laughter when you are sad. Stay happy! God loves us. Good day! If God pays you P1 for every kind word you speak and takes away P1 for every unkind you say, would you then be rich or poor? Reflect on it. . . Blessed day! Have you got any rivers you think uncrossable? Have you got any mountain you can’t tunnel through? God specializes in things called IMPOSSIBLE . . . He can do what no one else can do. God will never bring us to: . . . where His LOVE can’t fill us . . . where His GRACE can’t endure . . . where His POWER can’t preserve us . . . where His PRESENCE can’t go with us & . . . where His RESOURCES can’t provide for us with HIM, All things are POSSIBLE. Daily Prayer: Lord, your power is my courage, your promises comfort, Your presence my confidence in YOU. I rest my life, my soul and my future. Amen. Special people are always treasured in my HEART, Remembered in prayers & wished all the best in life for they are God’s precious gifts. Life itself is a challenge that we ought to face. You lose some, you win some, but if you never give up, You will discover that sacrifices have greatest reward. Wear your happiest face this morning and wear it until the night comes. . . Influence others to do the same to make your day the happiest day ever. A breath of prayer in the morning means a day of power and blessings Let God’s providence remind you that He has prepared the best for you today. Last night I asked God, “why does He have to create pain and hurt? Why not all laughter and cheers? Do we have to cry? Why not all smile painted in our face?” He got my hand and said, “child, you don’t have time to thank me when you are happy, sometimes I let you experience pain for you to recognize me. Remember, through pains, I’m making you a fighter. The more you cry, the more you are hurt, the stronger you become. I smiled. Then God added, “remember that whatever happens, everything has a purpose. I always give a rainbow after the rain. Today is another gracious gift from God. His mercies are new every morning. May your day be full of the Lord’s blessings. Have a blessed Day! Angels usually shower graces early in the morning, So I got up early today to ask them to take care of you, Guide you in whatever you do and Protect you wherever you go. In life, if you are intelligent, you are admired, If you are wealthy, you are envied. If you are powerful, you are feared. But if you are blessed with a good heart, you are remembered. Our God can read each falling tear He sees the heart that needs a cheer He knows the path that is hard and dear So, don’t ever give up for he is always near. God Bless. Though times may change and years may pass One thing will never end . . . The THANKFULNESS I’ll always feel When you became my FRIEND. I WISH YOU TODAY . . . A day of special graces . . . A day of extraordinary things to smile about. . . And a day with much happiness and love in your heart. . . The power of prayer will never leave you Even in the darkest times, It is the greatest weapon known to humankind, The freedom no one can take away. In facing life’s ups and downs, Let’s always cling to God and dwell on his promises Let us be like the finest bamboo, Bending but not breaking! Those who thank God even in trials Turn burden into blessings. So keep your faith close to your heart And God shall provide the comfort you need. Have you ever thanked friends for their smiles? Their hellos? Their taps on your back? Their habit of calling your name? All of the little and simplest form of love? Imagine your friends never doing that anymore, could you bear it? Small things usually go unnoticed, but in reality, they’re one of those that keep us going. So, guys, THANK YOU! Let me share with you a beautiful morning prayer: “Lord when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing, help me to remember that your love is always greater than my disappointments and that Your plans for my life are always better than my dreams.” Distance is not a reason to forget special people like you, Through this text, I want to let you know that you will always be remembered wherever I go. Take care always. May Jesus the greatest master give light to your mind Give peace to your soul Give love to your heart And bless you always. Rivers do not drink the water they carry . . . Trees do not eat the fruit they bear. . . Clouds do not bathe in the rain they produce. We are meant to give, even if we get nothing from it. Measuring life by what others do may disappoint us, But measuring life by what we do will make life meaningful. Wishing you a cool morning A warm noontime, a golden sunset. And if clouds should cross your way, May God provide you the faith to look beyond. Have a Blessed Day! Good Person, Ikaw yan. Good Friend, ikaw uli yan. Good Manner, sa iyo yan. Good Heart, sa iyo pa rin yan. CUTE, sobra ka na!!! Ako na yan. Ayan tumunog cellphone mo tuwang-tuwa ka. Tapos open mo . . .Ako lang pala. Babasahin, tapos buburahin. Tapos sasabihin mo, Istorbo! Sorry ha. . . MISS lang kasi kita. Anak: Itay! Sino ba ang mas mahal mo, ako o si inay? Tatay: Syempre ikaw anak. Anak: Ay, kaya pala napansin ko sayo itay na mas mahal mo ako kaysa kay inay, Kasi pag madaling araw kinukumutan mo ako, samantala si inay hinuhubaran mo. Binabati ko ang lahat ng nagmamahalan ngayon . . . Bigas, tinapay, processed meat, gulay, baka, baboy, manok, isda, gas, pamasahe, pokpok, beer, kuryente, tubig at tuition fee! B – egin your day with L – ove in your heart E – xpect blessings S – hare goodness S – hine like the sun I – nspire someone N – ever forget that G – od is withwith you all the time.